Crap Lyrics: A Celebration of the Very Worst Pop Lyrics of All Time . . . Ever! by Johnny SharpSongwriters often dont seem to bother with the basic laws of the English language. Bob Dylan is famous for Blowing in the Wind but less known for his quite original line wiggle, wiggle, like a bowl of soup; Duran Duran sang youre about as easy as a nuclear war in Is There Something I Should Know, and Spandau Ballet even named a song Instinction, which is in fact not a real word. The airwaves are crammed with terrible titles and nonsensical lyrics, and this hilarious compendium catalogs and identifies the very worst offenders.
Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics of All Time
50 worst pop lyrics of all time
Source: Giphy. People in emotional pain definitely do not exit through windows often enough for the glass inside windows to be named after it. Source: AJM. Is that what the Busted song was about? That song came out 2 years before The Day After Tomorrow got everyone freaked out about climate change.
Did you ever hear a lyric and be like, "Wait, what did they just say?" Shockingly, only about half of these are from Nicki Minaj.
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2 Chainz – Birthday Song
There are songs that are so deep, they make you think. Then, there are those which are so ridiculous you end up getting the Forest Whitaker eye. We just get this vision of a bad ass rocker walking down the street carrying his guitar.
This list consists of albums or songs that have been considered the worst music ever made by various combinations of music critics, television broadcasters such as MTV , radio stations, composers, and public polls. Individual tastes can vary widely such that very little consensus can be achieved. For example, the winning song in a CNN e-mail poll received less than 5 percent of the total votes cast. Albums contain material that most people will not be familiar with, apart from fans and professional critics. Therefore, "worst-ever" lists usually contain poorly recorded albums that many readers have not heard in their entirety, or the "worst" or most disappointing albums by well-regarded artists. An artist's actions or reputation might also influence the results. Such lists are harder to compile in the form of a public poll, unlike singles or music videos, which will usually be heard or seen even by non-fans of the artist.
She asked me my name. I told her what it was. Oh come on, you can do better than that. Pic: PA Photos. Everyone is gay. If this were true, we'd have a bit of a problem on our hands as a species. Whatever the answer is, I doubt you'll find it on the floor, as if it was a contact lens.