Turning 50 jokes and sayings

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101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adults jokes Quotes by Various

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Hilariously Funny Birthday Quotes That'll Leave You Chuckling

Funny 50th birthday jokes and one-liners to help celebrate the big occasion. Turning 50 is a milestone worth celebrating, and a good excuse for a laugh too!.

Turning 50 Sayings and Quotes

Post birthday quotes or your birthday party pictures. So, instead of feeling old and frustrated, one should make the most of this occasion. If you know someone who is about to turn 50 in sometime, along with a birthday party and the usual birthday jazz, you can actually use these funny 50th birthday jokes to make their lips curl upwards more than just once! You can either send them these hilarious 50th birthday quotes and jokes, one at every hour of their special day, through SMS or you can write them out on tiny, colorful chits and leave them in places all over the house. For instance, husbands can leave chits inside the coffee jar, while wives can leave it in between two biscuits, served with his morning cup of tea, and other such places. I know some will feel a little childish about doing this but hey they're becoming children again, remember? Also, young ones in the family can actually write these jokes out in colorful and decorated charts and display it all over the place during the birthday party.

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Simple Jokes About Turning 50

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old turning 50 quotes, turning 50 sayings, and turning 50 proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel. Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty. Joan Rivers.

Nifty, shifty, thrifty The best form of birth control for people over nudity. Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes. At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

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  1. Turning 50 is a big milestone but it's also a time for some gentle, good-natured jokes and mickey-taking. So here's a collection of funny turning 50 jokes.

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