101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adults jokes Quotes by Various
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey? Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai. Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. Husband : Oh Shit. Jin ko samjh aaya wo aagay forward karen. Pappu apni girlfriend se sex karte huye, Romantic baate kar rha tha. Girlfriend — Jaanu wada karo, Tum mera dil nahi todoge.