Funny quotes about hospital stays

8.88  ·  9,363 ratings  ·  457 reviews
funny quotes about hospital stays

Hospital Quotes (177 quotes)

File Name: funny quotes about hospital
Size: 16800 Kb
Published 11.12.2018

Positive Attitude is Everything - Very Funny Attitude Video - Inspirational

My own medical history during my hospital stay was readily available to me through literally thousands of pages of medical records that outlined everything from.

Hospital Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hospital quotes, hospital sayings, and hospital proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization, never intended at all even to take in the whole sick population. Florence Nightingale. The hospital industry to this day works its tail off to do the right thing. Rick Scott. The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health.

Hilarious short quotes about doctors, medicine, hospitals, treatment. Short clean jokes and funny quotations for all of us who rely on the placebo effect laughter which is better than health insurance, and a lot cheaper. Be well, be silly. Links to more medical humor at bottom of page. Share your own jokes or feedback in the Comment box. I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Contact Information. Our Cartoons.
princess of fire shannon drake

Hospital Gowns cartoon 1 of 22

The Best Of Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. It is amazing what the medical profession will write. These are actual statements taken from medical interview records written by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists, and we are afraid a consultant or two at major hospitals. Keep Taking the Medicine Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Quick Diagnosis Nurse: 'Doctor, Doctor the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step.

It looks like you still need to set up your Goodreads account. Join Goodreads. Already have an account? Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Quotes tagged as "hospital" Showing of I cannot begin to explain to you


4 thoughts on “Hospital Quotes (177 quotes)

  1. Jan 16, Explore patriciatwilla's board "Recent hospital stay "humor"" on Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds.

  2. Mar 6, Explore mea's board "Hospital Funnies" on Pinterest. Doctors funny problem Funny Medical Quotes, Funny Health Quotes, Medical Humour.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *