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Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hospital quotes, hospital sayings, and hospital proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization, never intended at all even to take in the whole sick population. Florence Nightingale. The hospital industry to this day works its tail off to do the right thing. Rick Scott. The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health.
Hilarious short quotes about doctors, medicine, hospitals, treatment. Short clean jokes and funny quotations for all of us who rely on the placebo effect laughter which is better than health insurance, and a lot cheaper. Be well, be silly. Links to more medical humor at bottom of page. Share your own jokes or feedback in the Comment box. I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. It is amazing what the medical profession will write. These are actual statements taken from medical interview records written by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists, and we are afraid a consultant or two at major hospitals. Keep Taking the Medicine Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Quick Diagnosis Nurse: 'Doctor, Doctor the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step.
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