Goats Quotes (29 quotes)
Difference Between A Goat And A Sheep
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand , walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: " G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him? He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play. I think.
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A Candy Baa. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun? A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation. Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Humans love hilarious moments. Some crack jokes to make other laugh. Some funny antics of people make others in vicinity to laugh. Many consider animals as funny, hence goats also comes under funny animals. Goats are curious and strange at times. Playful antics of funny goats can make one laugh in a big way. There are some funny videos for you to see below here.