The truth about chuck norris 400 facts

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the truth about chuck norris 400 facts

The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the Worlds Greatest Human by Ian Spector

Opening line: When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered just to be on the safe side.

THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS is a hilarious collection of over 400 facts about the phenomenon know as Chuck Norris. (Worlds greatest human) I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading this although Im still at a loss in how to explain why its so funny? I can however tell you that if you Google Chuck Norris jokes you will get well over a million hits and that my 65 year old mother and police officer brother also found it highly amusing. So it seems the silliness appeals to all.

In this parody we get to learn all about Chuck Norriss amazing strength, his indestructible beard, his frightening sexual virility, the power of his fist, his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, the strength of his roundhouse kicks and much, much more. There are 400 facts inside and several cool, illustrated pictures.

Since my initiation into Chuck Norriss amazing world I have purchased 3 more copies of this book for family and friends and would recommend it to just about anyone plus it makes for a great piece of bathroom literature.

-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

-Chuck Norris does not leave messages he leaves warnings.

-When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.

-Sometimes the setting sun will linger just a few minutes on the horizon to get one last look at Chuck Norris.

-Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pyjamas.

-The movie Rambo was inspired by Chuck Norriss time as a boy scout.

And if you dont buy this book right now and laugh Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you back in time so you can indeed purchase THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.

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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About The World's Greatest Human

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