David tennant much ado about nothing part 2
Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, abridged.CLAUDIO: So, um, Hero, I sorta maybe like you a whole lot will you go to the prom with me?
HERO: We should get married! Squeeeeeee!
BEATRICE: Pfft. Love is for stupid losers who are stupid.
BENEDICK: You know, you might get laid more often if you weren’t such a cynical bitch all the time.
BEATRICE: Fuck you.
BENEDICK: Get in line, sugartits.
*audience is beaten over the head by sexual tension*
DON PEDRO: Hey everybody, I had a great idea! Let’s make Beatrice and Benedick fall in love!
EVERYONE: YAY! MEDDLING!
PRINCE JOHN: So, I think I’m going to break up Claudio and Hero.
BORACHIO: Really? That’s your dastardly scheme? How do we possibly benefit from that?
PRINCE JOHN: No, see, I don’t like Claudio because my half-brother likes him, and I hate my half brother, so…wait. Okay, so it’s actually a really pointless plan that only serves to create conflict. But it’s the only way I get any good scenes in this thing, so MISCHIEF AHOY!
BORACHIO AND CONRADE: YAY!
BEATRICE: Hey Benedick, you still suck donkey balls.
BENEDICK: I fart in your general direction! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
BEATRICE: I dont want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
PRINCE JOHN: So guess what Claudio? Your woman totally cheated on you. I saw, I was there.
CLAUDIO: OMG I HATE THAT WHORE.
DON PEDRO: Despite the fact that he’s a bastard in all senses of the word and has no reason to be helping me or my friends, I think we should believe John without proof or even asking Hero’s side of the story.
CLAUDIO: Hero, you’re a shameless whore and I hate your stupid face!
EVERYONE: WTF?!
PRIEST: Great job, now Hero’s dead from sad.
CLAUDIO: OMG I AM SO REMORSEFUL. FORGIVE ME, DEAD HERO!
HERO: Pysche! I’m really okay!
BEATRICE: Luckily THIS time the priest’s idea to fake a girl’s death to solve all her problems actually worked, instead of backfiring horribly.
BENEDICK: Hey, that’s pretty funny. You know, I guess you’re not that bad. I think I love you, and stuff.
BEATRICE: Yeah, I guess I kind of love you too.
ANTONIO: Close enough. Now off to kill Prince John!
EVERYONE: YAY!
THE END.
UVU: Much Ado About Nothing
Josie Rourke.
William Shakespeare
David Tennant and Catherine Tate in Much Ado About Nothing - Available now on Digital Theatre
A small coach full of colleagues staff and volunteers from The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust made the much anticipated jaunt down from Stratford-upon-Avon. We were not disappointed, and it was a hugely entertaining outing. The setting seemed to be a sun-drenched Sicilian villa, hotel-like but not quite public enough to be a hotel. The costuming was modern-dress, but with some emphases on the s. Pop music was wittily interpolated into the action.
Log in No account? Create an account. Remember me. Facebook Twitter Google. Previous Share Next. They're all pilfered from Tumblr, so click the picture for the source. Part 1, the bit about the rest of the cast and the night we got the understudy, is over here.
Claudio, deceived by Don Juan, accuses Hero. Painting by Marcus Stone Courtesy Wikimedia Commons. Shakespeare's Sonnets Shakespearean sonnet Petrach vs. The play concerns 2 pairs of lovers, Benedick and Beatrice, and Claudio and Hero. Benedick and Beatrice are engaged in a "merry war"; they both talk a mile a minute and proclaim their scorn for love, marriage, and each other.
Popular on Variety. In the West End, with an audience of TV fans lured by the casting, Rourke smartly goes for an update to ensure instant recognition.
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But anyhow, here is my long-overdue review of the more important other half of Much Ado About Nothing: the bits with David Tennant and.
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