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Funny Drinking Sayings and Quotes
Octoberfest wiesn is here, and when it comes to drinking, always drink responsibly. If you are a heavy drink, please do not drive after drinking, and always have a designated driver. For ladies, always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason. How easy is it for someone to drug your drink? Without further ado, here are some funny quotes and saying about drinking. I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.
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Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. Alcoholism is not a funny issue, but there are many funny quotes on alcohol that I have come across! These quotes highlight the lighter side of consuming alcohol. However, some of them actually have a serious note as well beneath the humor. Take a look at these funny quotes and laugh out loud with your friends and family!
Every day is a good day to practice balance, especially when it comes to drinking. These quotes about alcohol will inspire you to think about your next drink and encourage you to close your tab, maybe forever. The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking. There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. Life is important.
Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "alcohol" Showing of If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.