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Funny Quotes (7704 quotes)

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Only the best of the best quotes make it here, and it's up to our visitors to decide which make it and which do not. This list is automatically sorted based on your votes, so please vote if you think a quote sucks or rocks! I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

Here is a great collection of witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys. If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it.

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