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Poops His Pants
11 Brave People And I Admit To Pooping Our Pants As Adults
You know coffee makes you poop. You know poop shapes are important, tracking your bowel movements is a thing now, and sometimes poop can be green. But even if you've been dropping logs your whole life, there's a lot of weird and wonderful facts you might not know about feces. Here are some of the craziest things we've found. There's something so calming, so relaxing about bookstores: the smell of fresh ink and paper, the quiet atmosphere, the raging urge to run to the bathroom and drop a deuce. Maybe it's the coffee you downed from the requisite cafe, but people getting the urge to poop in bookstores is a rather common phenomenon. So common, in fact, it has a name: the Mariko Aoki phenomenon.
Oh man, Ted looks uncomfortable here. I wonder if his pants are overflowing with shit? With all this talk of tackling gun control and reeling in the NRA, it seemed only a matter of time before pants-pooping entered the conversation, right? And who better to take it there than Twisted Sister's Dee Snider, who kindly reminded us that NRA board member and singing gun lover Ted Nugent might have been a Vietnam War draft dodger and pants-pooper. According to a Noisecreep interview , Dee said Ted admitted to pooping himself and letting his physical health go to hell so he would fail the physical exam and not get blown to pieces by the Viet Cong. So what of it?
Email Drew here. Buy his book here. Join me now, my friends, as I take you through a personally curated list of only the finest, most utterly horrifying tales of fecal hijinks you will ever lay eyes upon. Have a seat. About 13 years ago I was maybe 14 at the time , my family and two other families embarked on a long weekend trip at a wilderness lodge up in Canada. This place was only accessible via plane, and other than our travel compatriots and a few workers in the lodge, we were essentially stranded at this lodge, which sat on a small lake, for the weekend. Naturally, the first thing we wanted to do when we got there was take the fishing boat out.
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Moral of these stories: Never trust a fart. When I was seven, my friend and I were terrified of this painting of George Washington my parents had hung in our living room. So I decided one night when she was sleeping over, that we should sneak out of my room and go teach George a lesson. I climbed onto the back of the couch and pulled down my pants, trying to push out a fart, but my friend and I were laughing so hard that I projectile-sharted all over the face of our first president. We woke my parents up and learned it was a painting that valued at more than 20k, so they had to get it professionally cleaned.