Fifty Shades Trilogy Quotes by E.L. James
Fifty Shades of Grey Quotes
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Re-telling the Fifty Shades of Grey story from Christian's point of view instead of Ana's, as per the other books , it's a chance for fans to find out what the billionaire kinkster was really thinking as he pulled out his butt plugs and genital clamps. A lot of places have managed to read the whole thing already, and a lot of people are just tweeting their favourite quotes. Here are some particular favourites Christian Grey is every white rich kid dreaming of going to 'Africa' on their gap year. Grey pic. Actual line in the new Fifty Shades book: "Her sharp intake of breath was music to my dick. Guys, I've found out who Christian's inner goddess is - it's literally his penis.
EL James's Fifty Shades of Grey and its three spinoffs are worldwide, record-breaking bestsellers that have a huge and devoted following, so who are we to judge them? The series is creepy, melodramatic, terrible for women and not great for humanity as a whole , crassly materialistic and — as we will shortly see — an ongoing crime against the written word.
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It still shocks the crap out of me when I realize how many people are still unfamiliar with the sheer enormity of terribleness encased in E. James absolutely awful book. For those who neither have the time or inclination to crack it open, here are 50 of the most absurdly hilarious lines from Fifty Shades of Grey Go on, treat your "inner goddess! Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck.
But even if chains and whips aren't on the menu for your holiday, author E. James's Fifty Shades series can still influence a night of romance. The erotic, BDSM novels' main characters sent fans' hormones into overdrive. After a night of indulging in dinner, champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries, some Valentine's Day revelers may feel inclined to reenact a few of Christian and Anastasia's favorite moves with or without the blindfolds. To help get you in the mood for love, a list of the kinkiest quotes from Fifty Shades of Grey. Holy shit.